Bad Girl's Guide

Friday, March 16, 2007

New Places to Meet Singles

Instead of heading to your local bar to pick up members of the opposite sex, how about this weekend you think outside of the box? Obviously, your happy hour plan isn't working, and every weekend it's just the same boring crush of stand-offish women surrounded by pushy guys. Adding alcohol only leads you to find out that he actually looks better with his mouth shut and you have to shout every word you say to be heard over the bar.

Guys---how about you try David's Bridal? It's a well kept secret that it's a store full with hordes of women. Especially now that weddings are in the air, local wedding superstores and bridal boutiques are flooded with women of all shapes, colors & sizes. Only 1 lady out of the whole party is off limits. She's the one sporting the shiny ring, so it shouldn't be that hard to identify her. I was surprised at how many women were jammed into that one building. Especially on the weekends, it's a madhouse of ladies all trying to find that special dress. Usually only the bride and her best friend/mom are focusing on the dress, everyone else has gotten bored with the 5th gown change and our eyes are starting to glaze over. A little eye candy at this time wouldn't be remiss at all, even if all you do is make googoo eyes at each other. Now what happens after that is up to you, provided all your mojo isn't sapped with all the estrogen flying around.

As for the ladies, head to your local Home Depot or other home improvement warehouse. The best times are weekend mornings for some reason. I swear that Home Depot is actually designed for guys like how the mall is designed for us girls. I was so lost in there, like a fish out of water. I'm sure many of you ladies have felt the same way as you try to sashay through huge aisles full of...door latches. Really, how many types of latches does one need---a whole friggin' row of them? Asking for help never fails as a good opener and after that, the sky is really the limit.

Okay, that's all the tips I have for today. Don't worry, I will still be in the 'blog mode' as I'm going to have to test out this new blowjob trick I picked up from Overeducated Nympho last night. I'll be sure to report back.

"The things I do for the sake of the blog!", as OEN would say;)



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