Bad Girl's Guide
Monday, December 10, 2007
10 Facts Every Single Girl Should Know
(from Imogen Lloyd Webber’s The Single Girl’s Survival Guide)- When interviewing for a job, think about what employers are looking for and dress to fit their ideal—don’t wear a short skirt and stilettos if they will distract you from impressing the interviewer.
- For the single girl, a good home is where buses, the subway, shops of all description, and your working world are right outside the door.
- As soon as you can afford it, move out of your parents’ home. It will make you happy.
- Don’t confuse Genuine Girlfriends with Girl Playmates. Some friends are wonderful for confiding everything to; others should be confined to playing with.
- When at a social gathering, always have a pre-booked exit strategy.
- A date is many things but it is not: a meet-up where he brings his friends, or Accidental Sex between 10PM to 3AM. Give up and find another fish if it’s either.
- Always keep in mind that you can be lonelier in the wrong relationship than you ever can be as a single girl.
- Diets are dull and make you duller. Other people will try and sabotage yours if you’re on one, so don’t tell them; just do it.
- You’re too smart to have enemies; there are just some people you need to play a smarter game with.
- The mathematical formula for the socially acceptable age range for your man is: double your age and subtract seven for older men; halve your age and add seven for younger men.
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