Monday, February 19, 2007

Men Marrying Virgins

This is a question totally directed to the guys. Why the fuck do you want to marry only virgins? And not just any regular virgin---oh no, she has to be a virginal courtesan tutored in the fine art of sucking cock and freaky sex. She has to be a virgin with an adventurous side, who will totally rock your socks off in the bedroom. She has to be a virgin who isn't scared of the 'one-eyed monster' and who will let you cum all over her body and enjoy swallowing.

I'm not saying being a virgin is a bad thing---far from it. If that's your thing, more power to you honey. I'm just sick and tired of hearing guys whine and complain about how they want a virgin like a knight searching for the Holy Grail. Particularly since they have succeeded in popping multiple cherries in their heyday. It's unrealistic and retarded to expect a standard from us women that you have no intention or willpower to maintain. Especially since you have no compunction in sleeping with as many women to assuage your 'male urges'.

The whole archaic double standard of sex drives us liberated women crazy. You want us to know how to please you incredibly, but at the same time, you want us to be pristine and *untouched* by any other man.

I know it has something to do with your whole male pride issue, but get over it already. It's 2007! Just because we've had other guys (and liked it) isn't the end of the world. If you know how to work it in the bedroom, there is nothing to be insecure about. Women have been having sex since the dawn of time and most of us enjoy it. There is no way in hell I'm going to whip out a chastity belt complete with chains just to assuage your ego, especially since everyone knows your ass has been fucking every girl from here to Timbuktu since you were 15!

Here are a few responses I got from males when posed this question:

"I feel more special because she's waited just for me."~ You should be feeling special because I let you into my pussy and for no other reason. If that doesn't make you feel like a sex god, then something is wrong with you---not me. That's a problem you should deal with in your own time and space. Go work on that.

"With a woman it's different, you are letting the guy into you." Yeah...and your cock was in a dozen women (or more), and still capable of catching STDs and AIDS...what's your point?

"Well, it's not just sex for women--it's emotional too." Not always. Sometimes it's just a good ol' booty call, fling, casual encounter or one night stand. We are capable of having and enjoying no-strings-attached sex so get over that illusion. And even if it is emotional---it's in the past, before you ever came into the picture, so what are you worried about?

"I just don't like the fact that my girl was promiscuous." It's not slutty to enjoy sex. It's freaky. Learn the difference. And I don't like the fact that my man was a man-whore either but that's life. Deal with it.

"At least if you were I virgin, I could teach you what you need to know and you would know how to pleasure only me." True...like in a few years. Even with the best tutor, it would take a woman about 2-3 years to feel sexually confident and lose all inhibitions. Do you plan on having sucky, mediocre sex until then? Do you have the willpower to stay committed to her and deal with her anxieties and insecurities surrounding sex?

"If you were a virgin, I know that I could trust you." Hahahaha, I'm rolling on the floor laughing at this one. Having hymen doesn't automatically make you trustworthy. Besides, your virgin hasn't sown her wild oats yet and is more likely to cheat on you after the fact. Classic example..Jessica Simpson.

Unless you are a virgin, don't think that you should marry one. Because if you do, all that's going to happen is that a few years (or months) down the road you are going to start wishing that you a tigress in your bed instead of a shrinking violet. So you'll be miserable and not sexually fulfilled. A few more years and then you will start cheating on her anyway, with a big ass freak. So why not just start out with one and save yourself the trouble and bad karma?

FYI: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREAKY VIRGIN. It's a myth, plain and simple. If your *virgin* is a big ass freak, chances are she was having sex a long time before you buddy. Oh..and yes, oral sex & anal sex...still sex.

What do you guys/women think? Is this a ridiculous double standard that should be outlawed or made reciprocal? Which way do you stand on this?

Labels: All About Sex

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