Friday, February 23, 2007

1. He doesn't understand why shopping is therapeutic.
2. He can't comprehend why we need multiple shoes in the same color.
3. He doesn't think chocolate is nearly as delicious as I do.
4. He can't see the dust.
5. His idea of a home-cooked meal is ordering a pizza.
6. He doesn't realize the difference between painting your walls "orange sherbet" or "cantaloupe".
7. He will never honestly tell you if it is indeed making your butt look big.
8. He can't hem your pants.
9. He BITES his toenails.
10. Uses SOAP to shampoo his hair
11. Cries like a bitch when you try to tweeze ONE hair on his face

Posted by Vixen @ 2:01 AM :: 5 trainees letting it rip!

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